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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Breakthrough

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."