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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Robotic Man

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

AI Safety Officer

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Robot Painter