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'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"National security adviser"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Can our software do that?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Satya Nutella

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Crap from the future.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Early cyborg.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Artifishial Intelligence

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."