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'You have heard of the 99 cent download. Well, I invented the 98 cent download.'

'I invented the door, and right away the Tribal Council passed a no-knock law!'

"Lab-grown?"

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

The first car accident.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Innovation & Calculation

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Foxhole - digging robot

"It will scare away our competitors."

Space for Lease.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Henry Fox Talbot

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."