Investigators T-Shirts

'We'll ask you one more time. What did you do with the body?'

'Around here we don't play 'good cop-bad cop'. We play 'good bank - bad bank!''

Cardinal Pell faces tough questions on sex abuse in catholic church

Trumpled

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

'An accident you say.'

"I need names and credit card receipts for everyone who bought Chicken Soup for the Terrorist's Soul."

The Anti-Agent

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"True crime meets reality TV"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'