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"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."