Irs Inspector T-Shirts

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

'Thank you, Mr. Barnes. Your money will be a great comfort to us.'

'I can't tell him you're not here, nitwit, your silhouetted on the window!'

'I have nothing to hide.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS Audit Section

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."