Irs Investigator Gifts

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.