Investigator Gifts

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"Brilliant mathematician. Teaching second grade. Dies suddenly from no apparent cause. Something just doesn't add up."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

C.S.I.R.S.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'During the fraud investigation, I'll be staying beneath everyone's radar screen, Ms Milmous.'

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

"Psst - wanna buy this building? It's going cheap."

Investigative reporters on lines one, two and three.

Whistle blower...

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"In all of my years investigating digital crime,this is the worst case of identity theft I've ever encountered!"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

Going round in circles

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

"It's nothing really serious. I just wandered a little too close to the harsh light of intense public scrutiny."

'Stop collecting wild flowers constable, we're looking for clues!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I suspect there is a leak at the very top."

'Wow - embezzle 1000 bucks, and you're a criminal. Embezzle 10.000.000 bucks, and you're a media superstar!'

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

"This is NOT another violent knife crime."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

"This committee was set up to establish the truth, and then replace it with a lie we can all live with."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have your doctor check your pressure.'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

Ethics Investigating Committee: No Innuendo Beyond this Point!