Journalistic Investigator Gifts

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Hate Platforms

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

British savings accounts

Lynching on social media

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'