Investigative Journalists Gifts

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

They're Not Just That Into It

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Coronavirus Waves

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Reporter #6: television.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."