Investigative Journalists Gifts

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Coronavirus Waves

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Reporter #6: television.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

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