Investigative Journalism Fan Gifts

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Reporter #6: television.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Privacy

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

Panama Papers

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Panama Papers Scandal

CIA Espionage

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Curiosity."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."