Irs Investigator Enthusiast Gifts

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."