Irs Investigator Enthusiast Mugs

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That party went well.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."