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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Reporter #6: television.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Mystery of the Poets

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Homes on Holmes"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

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