Police Cases Prints

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Barristers

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"White Collar Prison"

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Justice 4 Ron

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Why is it always about me?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."