Financial Interests Gifts

A horde of misers

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Economic Conference.

Transcendental Litigation

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

'From the neck up, I worry about credit card debt. From the neck down I worry about fat debt.'

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

Underappreciated Pride Days

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

'Did you clear this through LEGAL, first?'

Killing the dove of peace

"We'd get divorced but we can't afford to."

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

Isn't that the chap who has just received a �485,000 performance related bonus?

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

New York Scatological society.

Tiger Woods and the putter.

Melania Trump