Economic Interest Gifts

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Transcendental Litigation

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

We were curbside before it was cool. Lemonade.

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

I love you

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'Your honor if the defendant is found guilty, it could have an adverse impact on my career!'

Idiots!

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Coronavirus and the Reopening of Restaurants

PEZ designs that bombed.

"He's self-isolating."

"I say you sneaking that case of toilet tissue in the house early this morning. Dad. . . What are you up to?"

Life in the Time of Coronavirus. . .

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'He's very Territorial Army.'

Underappreciated Pride Days

Ape.

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

A tree falls towards a house

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

"Oh no - another American has Ebola. They're sending him back to the U.S...What would you do if it were me?"

You disgust me

A horde of misers

The end of the quarantine is near!

Coronavirus Pacman Game.

'No, no... I said your wife has multiple organisms... not orgasms! This is not a good thing.'

The Draft