Gerbil Enthusiast Prints

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Reading in the rain.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Awesome erosion!'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'