Goblin Enthusiast Prints

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'