Goblin Gazer Prints

Horror Stories.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

You are Here

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Modigliani's Giraffe

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."