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Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dead Funny

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"He's gone goth"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'