Modern Goblin T-Shirts

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Horror Stories.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Gadget freak.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Tunnel Mural

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Goblin.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

Paleo-to-go

"We both knew this day would come."

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"