Modern Goblin Mugs

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Horror Stories.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

Gadget freak.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Goblin.

Tunnel Mural

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"We both knew this day would come."

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."