Knowledge Goblin Mugs

"We re-named our introductory classes."

Before the Internet

Inside One's Memory Bank

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Horror Stories.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Fido and Fifi

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Librarian.

Goblin.

The Sun: A History. . .

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Dustbin monster.

"Well, that's that. Can't do a research homework if the internet's down."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

"Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something you don't know."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

Freedom of information guarded by sharks and barbed wire.

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

Praying for a place at university.

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

'Dear Auntie, thanks for the set of encyclopedias...'

BIO TV Fuel