Garbage Goblin Mugs

Dustbin monster.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Horror Stories.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Goblin.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I'm your problem."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Buried Rubbish

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Garbage is a collector's item.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'