Garbage Goblin Gifts

Dustbin monster.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Horror Stories.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Goblin.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I'm your problem."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Buried Rubbish

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Garbage is a collector's item.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon