Gaming Goblin Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Horror Stories.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

God playing with dolls.

Goblin.

"I'm your problem."

Atlas holds up a football.

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

Dustbin monster.

Bowling ball earth

"We re-named our introductory classes."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Turkey Farm - They gobble - You gobble.

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

"Order! Order!"

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

"Trick or Treat! Due to Covid-19 we now accept contactless payments..."

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

The AdRams Family no.26 - Netheads beware

Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

Horror Stories