Greed Goblin Gifts

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Secretive Weigh In.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Horror Stories.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Goblin.

"I'm your problem."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Dustbin monster.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

"We re-named our introductory classes."

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

God and Mammon

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Remember, Eddie, it's not the journey that counts. It's the money."

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.