Greedy Gobbler Gifts

A New Test.

Little league world series of poker.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

White Whale Brand Grog

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"I'd like seconds!"

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Dustbin monster.

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

'A table near the food, please.'

The Full Mountie!

Turkey Farm - They gobble - You gobble.

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

All you can eat. . . pizza.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."

One-Stop Shopping. Illegal. Immoral. Fattening.