Greedy Giggles Gifts

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Clown God

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Not you. Your hair.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I might just get a pie."

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm with the band.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

Pest control, with death.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Whoops!'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Dicing with Death'

"Leave room for sex."

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Waiter? You're in my soup!'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

"My bouche was not amused."

"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."

Dead & Breakfast.