Greedy Giggles Gifts

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Clown God

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I might just get a pie."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'I'm with the band.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Whoops!'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'Dicing with Death'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"Leave room for sex."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Waiter? You're in my soup!'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"My bouche was not amused."

Dead & Breakfast.

"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!