Gluttony Giggler Gifts

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"I might just get a pie."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Moo! OOM!

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'It was this big. I swear'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'