Gourmet Gobbler Gifts

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"An everything Martini, please."

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.