Greedy Gobbler Pillows

A New Test.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Little league world series of poker.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

White Whale Brand Grog

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

"I'd like seconds!"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Dustbin monster.

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

'A table near the food, please.'

The Full Mountie!

Turkey Farm - They gobble - You gobble.

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

All you can eat. . . pizza.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"Hello Tim, you're looking well...How's death treating you?"

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."