Grocery Gambler Pillows

'A SURPRISE dish? Have you been buying tins with no labels on 'em again?'

Little league world series of poker.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"What do you recommend today?"

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Eye of Newt Helper

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

"OK, I've led you down the aisle. Can we have sex now?"

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"The DOW will reach 100,000. What else do you want to hear?"

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

Bet and Breakfast.

'First Aid Aisle and Scissor Aisle - No Running.'