Gobble Guru Gifts

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

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Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

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"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Cleaning the Horse

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Tragedy and Material

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'