Gobble Enthusiast Gifts

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

A divided world.

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Overruled!"

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Must you be so judgmental?

'First time skiing?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'