Goo Enthusiast Gifts

"Is it the slime?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

A masked man serenading

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Spike Milligan

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

The great and near-great

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Internet Name Tags.

Positive Thinking

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Goose escapes the tv.