Green Goo Afficionado Gifts

Splat of green slime

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

'You've had enough.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Gobbledygookologist

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Honk if you're a goose.

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"