Green Goo Afficionado Gifts

Splat of green slime

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You've had enough.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Gobbledygookologist

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Honk if you're a goose.

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...