Green Connoisseur Gifts

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

Nature versus commerce.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Regular service or affected?"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Climate Summit

'Green Peace'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate change skeptics.