Organic Connoisseur Gifts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Civilized Salmon

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Cheese Secret

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.