Organic Connoisseur Gifts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Civilized Salmon

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

Cheese Secret

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."