Organic Fanatic Gifts

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Stop worrying - it's organic.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.