Organic Fanatic Pillows

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Stop worrying - it's organic.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."