Organic Aficionados Pillows

Guilt-relief olde grain cereal.

Free range dinosaur eggs

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Organic

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'