Organic Lover Pillows

Health Shops

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

GMOs

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"I would like organic milk!"

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

The Organic

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.