Organic Enthusiast Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Are these chemical free?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'We cater to city folk.'

'Not authentic, organic & local, again.'

GM Foods.

Organic?... Or processed food?

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

The untold wine-making process.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"Go on - they're organic!"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'My sprayer kept breaking down half way through my fields.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

The Farm-To-Sofa Movement

'This one is one hundred percent organic.'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.