Organic Enthusiast Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Are these chemical free?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Not authentic, organic & local, again.'

Organic?... Or processed food?

'We cater to city folk.'

GM Foods.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

The Farm-To-Sofa Movement

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'My sprayer kept breaking down half way through my fields.'

"Go on - they're organic!"

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'This one is one hundred percent organic.'