Organic Living Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sweet, but a little too 'more organic than thou.'"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'