Organic Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Sweet, but a little too 'more organic than thou.'"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Stuffing the turkey.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"