Organic Living Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."