Organic Living Advocate T-Shirts

'I'm all natural.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

See you at the farmers market!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

At the market

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

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