Organic Living Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'